"It’s a fantastic thing for a man to love your brain but also want to take you to bed to make you forget your own name. "

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via madelineinvines)

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

(Source: 4gifs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

restlesswithout:

THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS

restlesswithout:

THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENS

(Source: sereneplant, via madelineinvines)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via ruinedchildhood)

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(via bullied)

(Source: stereocolours, via 051492)

This mannequin has had it.  She’s doing the walk of shame with one lash hanging on for dear life (brows still going strong, though, thanks be to God) & wearing a Polo shirt she found on the lobby floor of the all-boys dorm she woke up in.  A freshly shaven head after a drunken reenactment of Britney Spears’ public 2007 meltdown will be her long-term reminder to stay away from those $2 Fireball shots.

This mannequin has had it. She’s doing the walk of shame with one lash hanging on for dear life (brows still going strong, though, thanks be to God) & wearing a Polo shirt she found on the lobby floor of the all-boys dorm she woke up in. A freshly shaven head after a drunken reenactment of Britney Spears’ public 2007 meltdown will be her long-term reminder to stay away from those $2 Fireball shots.

Jul 21. 5 Notes.
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