"It’s a fantastic thing for a man to love your brain but also want to take you to bed to make you forget your own name. "
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like
yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror
This mannequin has had it. She’s doing the walk of shame with one lash hanging on for dear life (brows still going strong, though, thanks be to God) & wearing a Polo shirt she found on the lobby floor of the all-boys dorm she woke up in. A freshly shaven head after a drunken reenactment of Britney Spears’ public 2007 meltdown will be her long-term reminder to stay away from those $2 Fireball shots.